After 21 years at 3rd base, I finally just got my 1st full dislocated finger. Here’s the bitch of it. A few weeks ago, I took a regular jam shot. No bigs, but the fucker swelled a bit. After the game, I put my ring back on. Well, the fucker wouldn’t come off again, so I just taped it up real good for the next game.

He got some of Russell Wilson’s magic water after, so don’t worry he’s fine.

Why did the coach announce Hoyer as the starting QB four times? Seems excessive.

Now that you mention it, it’s kind of weird that sports leagues hold that power.

ESPN: “We feel that Mr. Schilling’s posting of the Confederate flag is unacceptable. The Confederate flag a symbol associated with a period of history in which a group of people were exploited without being paid for the own labor. This does not reflect the values or culture of ESPN or any of our broadcast partners.”

And his kids wonder what it’s like not to have whooping cough

Eight seconds is also the average time most Americans have spent watching soccer in their lifetime.

Glad to see the Baylor placekicker found work.

If unionization is a good fit and reflects the will of the majority of the players, then there’s no way for management to “torpedo” it against their will.

Related: fuck Colter and Huma for trying to pressure the players into making the union decision in one fucking day.

Doctor: Bryan, do you know where you are?

Dude looks as lost as Helen Kellerman.

That's nothing. Dustin Johnson showed his ass on the first hole.

Known misogynistic ass pimple and professional troll, Dan Bernstein is referenced as a source here on English’s social media account why?
This guy champions the causes of the convenient. He baits callers to defend Kane on the basis of “how can you defend him?” and when callers argue that ZERO facts are known, they are…

“Every Compelling Character In The Entire Trilogy Is Male”

The Celtics and Bruins have never won on August 15, but I don’t hear anyone talk about a curse.

OSKEE!!

Now Cutler can focus on throwing to his favorite receivers... The other team.

Oh sure, but it’s totally fine for the Red Sox to freeze their own player?