You’ve, um, you’ve got anger issues.

Man, Kyle Korver couldn’t knock over my aunt’s vase on that really tiny table in the hallway......

You’re awfully Brave this morning, aren’t you?

Plus Dexter has Sargent Dokes prisoner in that cabin over yonder.

Right - anyone else doing that would be the subject of a Gawker outrage hit job.

Brown road Padres unis are back, baby!

My God, that gym, though. Where did they move all the lunch tables before the game?

The Constitution protects my right to have religious beliefs in the exact same way it protects your right to be an ignorant jackass.

Nomaaaaaaarrr. and some chick

Trollin’ ain’t easy but its ne-ce-ssary......

At first I thought....how did Roger swing lunch with Babe Ruth.....

When did the Grizzlies move to Buffalo?

Hey, some cable setups have Russia Today, so..........you know......

Seriously, he tagged, how does he not score while Abreu is swiping at the runner at first three times?

SAAAAAAAAWWWWWWKKKKKKKS

Ah, baloney. This is scared marketing departments bending to the will of the gay agenda. I for one find that offensive.

Douchey Douchington

Not hard enough, he’s not. There are more empty seats there than at a NASCAR race.

The Queen is head of state and acts through the governor general and the Privvy Council.

[Reads story about college kids in 2016]