I thought it was a gun.

Your logical, thoughtful response is a bit of a micro-aggression. don’t you think? Be more careful next time, please.

I disagree completely with what you just said,

Whatever, I’ll take 3 Cups in 6 years and happily take this year off.....

75 stars now and I’m sure you are sinless when you cast your first stone.

Um....

Everyone knows vodka goes with “large Sprite lots of ice” at the McDonalds drive through.

atten-hut!

“that’s all right, that’s okay, you’re gonna work for us some day....”

After some consideration, I have come to the conclusion that you are a phallus.

You’re the boss...

“Mama always told me not to look in to the eyes of the sun....

Keep in mind, you’re visiting a Gawker site; if it’s not New York City a location where they filmed an episode of HBO’s Girls, it’s a desperate cultural wasteland.

I thought that Perkins waitress was the Tiger whisperer.

I think it was classy of Souza to march himself right up there and show concern. The teams in the league should surely band together to address this egregious safety issue. I read a story recently in the Washington Post about the Nationals extending their netting.

Seriously, why are the first two dudes rushing AFTER their shots? Shouldn’t they stay put in case they have to start over?

I hope whoever is next shows some decorum. This is a disgrace. None of the “artists” present has either talent nor taste. A vulgar display.

Model UN nerds are the WORST. I remember being Cuba and pleading with some kid in the 80s, trying to convince him that Nicaragua would NOT vote with the US on the ECOSOC resolution.

Now he can start a more difficult, nay probably impossible quest - trying to lose his virginity.

Oh for God’s sake put some shoes on at least, hon.....