Thanks for that, I was starting to experience a microaggression but now I’m okay. Phew.

They need to be sure they leave early to avoid winding up one car ahead of LaRussa. Watch out!

a massive bag of picks

Okay, guy here, about to light a fuse.

That’s because all of you can’t get in a word in edgewise.

Shoshanna on steroids with a pen.

or EE Cummings.

Its the capital of the freakin Libyan where Hillary kept her email server. Dontcha know nuthin’?

I am so glad you and I never met and that, instead, I met and married my lovely wife. She was also a professional person, with two degrees and she is a very talented artist, but she would say that being a mother was her very highest calling. This takes nothing away from her many other talents, it just means she’s a…

Ah. I think I have this now.

Oddly enough, when that dude reached Key West, the aggregate douchebag quotient in that town actually declined ever so slightly.

That’s “comments of moderate color” not “grays” thank you very much.

They don’t call them “chairs” at Augusta, they are “upholstered lounging structures.”

I thought I was having a stroke.

You are an ass. He is subhuman and a cheating bag of flaming crap. Pick another hero.

“We’re gonna build a dome....and we’re gonna get Mars to pay for that dome”

Help me Jewish God! Help me

Wow, that’s no way to address one of the first three African Americans ever to set foot in a NASCAR speedway.

You should be aware that prayers are said before every day’s work in Congress.

Read the article, he played for Clemson not Purdue.