I’m delighted he’s broke. Delighted. I love reading the stories of the pro athletes that can’t manage money. Delightful

He’s the worst, least competent chief executive in the history of the country. Millard Fillmore was infinitely more qualified to be president than he.

Detective Moreland, I stands corrected.

Well see Donvero and Gallicchio had both recently got their buttons so they were feeling strong.

Your wrong to correct him.

That dude is sooooooo painfully Canadian, eh.

I’m 99% sure that’s Amy Schumer.

Idiot Hockey Fan

You had me at sliced off middle fingers....

Funny. Both the couple’s right to marry and the clerk’s right to object are protected by the Supreme Court.

Wait, I can’t use my napkin as a bib? DAMN YOU OBAMA!

Every single thing you listed other than the free trips makes this guy a hero.

Meh. I think that only male property owners should be allowed to vote, period. And Senators should be elected by the state legislatures like the founders intended.

Crikey! Such soft skin! Do you moisturize, mate?

Bishop Pickering to you. I’m just a man.

Are you.....? A Los Angeles Laker? Well then, I’m afraid you can’t come.....

Yeah, I’m guessing you are in the 47% who pay no taxes. Just a hunch.

I caught zero logic in all of that....and that last bit....pure gibberish.