77 pounds? There ought to be lots of entertainment for that price. That’s how much per expected goals per game....um......wait, what 77 divided by zero doesn’t compute.....#DIVO

Oh, no we don’t. We’re apparently shitstains who aren’t falling in line with the group.

I like Williams Sonoma.

I saw a bunch of cops standing around waiting for a guy to surrender. He didn’t. That’s WAY different from the cop in Chicago who rolled up on that poor man, opened his door and emptied his clip.

It is your absolutism that offends. You just pull out the race lens and cue the outrage. Don’t you see that each of these can be evaluated on its merit regardless of the race of the offender who was shot? I gave two examples of clearly wrongful shootings. Here’s another - Lavoy Finicum was killed in the Oregon…

It is okay for cops to use force to defend the public and themselves. That’s what those of us who actually pay taxes expect from our law enforcement officers.

Lavoy Finicum would beg to differ. He’s dead after an altercation with police in that standoff.

Doing drugs and picking up a knife and slashing someone is reckless.

Put down the knife, get on your knees, lace your hands behind your head and comply. Not complicated.

What irks me is that “causes” like this one get lumped in with the Charleston and Chicago killings.

Yeah, so I figure Scam’s dad took the points and had the under......

Uh, oh. You just tripped two narrative alarms at Gawker HQ. Here’s what 98% of commenters and the whole staff think of your comment:

You heel.

Peyton in opening sequence:

Great to hear from you, Professor Click. You are so right. Anyone who disagrees with you is a troll who should be dismissed. There is no room in this world for substantive dialogue anymore. Thanks for protecting us. Can I get some muscle over here?

Man, that band routine was totally farmist, I’m glad he called them out on it. I was on a farm once so I have a right to be outraged by farmist images like these. There ought to be some kind of warning or halftime “safe space” for people like me who are troubled by such things.

“It puts the lotion in the basket, or it gets the hose again.”

I was simply being offered more money than I’d made at any point in my 11-year career as a journalist.

The other guys aren’t concerned, they are jealous.

You shouldn’t take a hammer to your iPhone, it voids the warran-