No. It was always that fucking ceramic dog that literally everyone had to buy b/c it was the only thing they had enough money left for. That fucking ceramic dog! Who the hell would buy such a thing out in the real world?! They must have made a million of them & then sold them all to the WOF producers b/c that’s the…

Dude. Paul Lynde was the ultimate center square.

True, haven't we all longed for that ONE photo that would show us as we are and yet be totally fucking awesome? I'm over 60 and still want that.

I still want a MST-3K style show with Badger and Skinny Pete watching old sci fi shows.

Kim and Howard bond over being fellow victims of the McGill brothers’ pathos, and leave New Mexico for California to start up the LA Law reboot.

Personally I like when Jez pretends they’re sick of things they continue to cover ad infinitum

This is one of those stories where I feel like I definitely need more information before I inevitably judge the shit out of one or both of the parties involved.

At long last, it’s time for the gritty ALF cinematic universe!  Fuck you, cats!

This deserves more stars. Hell, this deserves a Ph.D.

no no no no no no no

#MePew

Propped up on your elbows on the wall-to-wall carpet in your parents’ den on Saturday mornings.

What about that really sexy rabbit who shows up every now and then to get Bugs out of a jam? What’s her deal? 

Many people are mad about Michigan J. Frog’s place on this list. I see it as the Road Runner thing: The famous cartoon with Michigan J. Frog in it is one of the funniest Looney Tunes shorts ever made, but the frog himself isn’t actually all that funny or dynamic. Pretty much all the hilarity comes from the reaction…

Harvey Weinstink

Blood pudding begs to disagree. So does spotted dick.

Torn ACLs are the new cooties

Don’t buy this. I’m new to MKE, but haven’t yet met a Brewers attendee from Waukesha. All I’ve met are MKE locals. 

Most attendees? You’re either stupid or a liar looking for stars.

Except every single doughnut and pastry is going to be hacked and sawed into tiny nuggets by assholes who “just can’t eat a whole one.”