My kids always gave bonus points to a kiddie cocktail if the cherries were served skewered on a tiny plastic sword. I knew that byIthe end of the meal, I would be breaking up a tiny swordfight.

In the butt. 

To be fair, some of those ballerinas are actually light as a feather... 

I would say that the C-word is right up there if you say it to a woman. 

Can I get some props for Martin in "Downward Dog"? I loved that show! I'm still salty over its cancelation!

Okay, but what about Derek? 

You mean like the University of Wisconsin did?

*Burnett*

It’s not a good fit for her. I wouldn’t have wanted Mike Wallace or Morley Safer guest-hosting Oprah's show, either. 

Is anyone else annoyed when some calls someone their husband or wife when they aren't actually married to that person? To me, that's like calling yourself an alumnus of a university where you partied for 4 years but didn't actually graduate. 

Ugh! I would have guessed that a ballet company would be the last place one would expect a “fratboy-esque atmosphere”. 

Especially not for Subway. 

More Markus fun facts:

Hey, let’s make it $100 an hour! Boom! Not only is poverty eliminated, everyone in the US is wealthy! 

Another Sandra Day O’Connor story in the “Notebook” vein: Her husband developed severe dimentia in his later years and she had to place him in a memory care facility. He wound up falling in love with another woman that was also living there. He did not remember Sandra anymore, or that he was married to her. Such a…

You missed the best one - fly Southwest and join their Rapid Rewards program. Every once in awhile they send you free drink coupons in the mail. 

Is Christian still allowed to use the term "hot tranny mess", or is that now a big no-no? 

A lot of Domer fans I know don’t have a connection beyond “I was baptized in a Catholic church”. 

I guess Antarctica was a bad place to try to establish my acting career. 

Only $12.5 million? Hell, Fiserv should have held out for a better deal.