The whole fuck dust is poignant for us older women or were raised by older women.

If someone put these notes up in my office I wouldn’t feel targeted.

Also, I guess it’s nice that they donate the returned bras to women’s shelters but... that also seems a bit degrading. Women in crisis only deserve used bras I guess?

Well, I’m personally juuust too big for a C cup. C 1/2 would be perfect.

I feel like that whole “No depictions of him ever or woe unto you” thing probably hurts Muhammad in the fame department vs. Jesus who, say what you will, knew how to brand.

A strong liberal politician who scared Republicans was taken out took himself out

The venn diagram between those who believe Franken was railroaded and shouldn’t have resigned and those who want Biden to get the nomination is a single overlapping circle.

Very thorough and respectful answer! You win the Internet for the day 👍🏻 

Not a stupid question. The simple answer is no. It would take a whole lot of devices charging off the same outlet for it to have any effect like that.

Abolishing the family unit is the one of the stupidest ideas I’ve heard in a while and I’m spending quality time with adolescents with behavioral disorders.

I climbed Mt. Everest last year, without any sherpas or oxygen. I happened to be in Nepal for a business meeting and thought, you know, while I’m already here and everything. Might as well climb Mt. Everest. It wasn’t as hard as you might think, but then I’m a very good mountain climber, apparently. Here’s my picture…

It was clear to anyone with more than two brain cells

Community college is for poors, don't ya know?

They may not win championships but Wisconsin currently has some of the best players in every sport right now with Yelich, Rodgers, and Giannis.

As one of his o-lineman, Bakhtiari can’t be too surprised that Rodgers took forever, got into a bunch of hand signals and tried to call an audible.

Visit Massachusetts.

I live in Chicago and voted for Lightfoot mostly because Preckwinkle is a machine politician who might as well wear a NASCAR suit with logos of all the developers and politicians she owes.

The moment where Tim casually confronts Santino about the impression is just... *chef’s kiss*

Many years ago, I saw a play called Frankie and Johnny in the Claire de Lune, which starred Kathy Bates as a frumpy middle aged waitress who finds love and optimism with the diner’s attractive short order cook played by F Murray Abraham. Much of the play deals with her insecurities about being loved or desired. When…