I worked at Morrow’s! I remember that cashews were $6 a pound (this was 1978) and I wondered who was stupid enough to pay that. It was also the first place I had ever seen Gummi Bears. People would get excited and say, “Hey, I haven’t seen those since I was in Germany!”

I worked at Hickory Hall Mall in Nashville when it first opened in 1978. The food court was a pretty new concept, and ours a lot of non-chain places - a salad bar, a place called “Sumpin’ Sweet” that only sold desserts, an a gyros place (possibly the first one anywhere in Nashville) where you could get barbecue sauce…

Where’s Anjelica? Did the other kids finally get sick of her Mean Girl shit and push her in front of a bus?

I sure hope Phil and Lil aren’t the Jerry Conner of this show...

To be fair, Ben and Jerry haven’t owned the company in 30 years. I assure you there are no hippies in charge there anymore.

I have a female friend who is six feet tall. She asked me to critique her online dating profile, and I saw that she wanted a guy who was at least 6'2". I asked her, “Why would you eliminate 90% of potential matches over something that really shouldn’t be all that important?” She thought it over and ended up taking it…

Drew didn’t use Bill Raftery’s best catch phrase: “the big fella!”

I have not - and I just ordered it based on your recommendation. 

I went to college with Chris Farley - even back then we knew that even though he was the funniest dude we knew, he was a troubled guy who was doing a lot of self-medicating.

Not to mention that you are sitting at a table opening presents and not ordering any additional food and not allowing the table to be turned over.

I know, right?  90% of the time when I am jonesing for Chik-fil-a, it’s Sunday.

Ew, no on the mac and cheese. I ordered it once, and they didn’t even try to hide the fact that they simply dumped cheese sauce out of a plastic bag onto some plain pasta before giving it to me.

While we are on the subject, can someone explain to me why a Siberian Husky and a chihuahua are the same species, but a Siberian Husky and a wolf are not? I will hang up and listen now. 

Well, at least now we know whatever happened to Napoleon Dynamite.

“A high school valedictorian claims she was censored when her mic was cut off whilst referencing an alleged sexual assault during a graduation speech”

She is not a plastic surgeon. She’s a dermatologist. That’s why people need to do their research before they let people cut into them. https://www.certificationmatters.org/is-your-doctor-board-certified/search-now/ln/davis-bouette.aspx

Guys like are narcissists that believe everyone loves them and will forgive them. It’s like Anthony Weiner running for mayor of NYC.

Maybe so,, but Hillary enabled his behavior for 40 years. If she lost because she was married to him, it was because of her actions as much as his.

I couldn’t get past the fact that Carrie seemed to wear a standard black bra no matter what dress she was wearing-backless, white and sheer, etc. What is stylish about wearing a strapless dress that has the top half of the bra cups and black bra straps showing?

What kind of lifting do I need to do to get those ginormous boobs despite have no body fat anywhere else on my body?