Another trick: On your vacation travel day, “work from home” while you are on the plane. It saves me at least a full vacation day on every trip I take. Sometimes the airplane wifi can be a little wonky, so I always bring a couple of projects that don’t require me to be hooked up to the office.

LOU!!!!!

In the 70's, the KFCs in Nashville would sell livers and gizzards, but not all the time. They would put “Liver Day” or “Gizzard Day” on the marquee. The sight of that sign would bring my dad’s car to a screeching halt.

You are thinking about French skate Surya Bonaly who could do a backflip and land on one skate.

Chicago mix popcorn sounded disgusting, and then I actually tried it. It’s amazing.

Oh, I think his lawyer could probably find a reason to kill him as well...

This. Or use the foam off a hanger from the dry cleaners.

Did anyone else notice that when Randall was secretly looking at the girl he liked at the mall, the camera angle made her look remarkably like Mandy Moore?

What kind of moron carries around $1300 in cash? Does he have bad credit and can’t get a bank account or a Mastercard?

This news alone makes 2018 better than last year.

What’s that you say?

I worked for a company where the owner made the person he drew in our holiday gift exchange open his gift in front of the entire company, It was a thong from VIctoria’s Secret. She was the HR director.

Depends on where in Arkansas. There are plenty of towns where your choices for eating and shopping are limited. While traveling, I had a waitress in an Arkansas Denny’s (yes, the only breakfast place besides Waffle House) compliment my child’s outfit, telling me that they only place to buy kid’s clothes in her area…

Please don’t! Your child’s name will be forever misspelled and mispronounced. She will hate you.

I hope his prison friends stick the landing on their floor exercise.

In my day it was Love’s Baby Soft.

But are they reporting all the cash tips they are getting? Based on my experience with folks who get a significant amount of their pay in cash, my guess is “no”.

You are assuming that the strippers claim all of their income. It’s a cash business.

I have heard the same thing about beautiful women. They think you are doing a guy such a massive favor by merely consenting to have sex with him, they don’t have to put any real effort in.

It’s official now. There are more movie characters who are ex-astronauts than there are actual ex-astronauts.