Yowsa. That’s not saying much.

So it’s okay that they just walked away?

Back in the stone age, I was a waitress at a cash-only restaurant, so all of the tips were in cash. I had a pocket in my uniform where I put all my tips, and I never counted them until I was done working for the evening. I had a superstition that if I did, I wouldn’t get any other tips for the rest of the shift. I…

While on our way to Yellowstone, my family drove through Preston, Idaho, and visited all the Napoleon Dynamite filming locations. Got a special bonus when we saw Uncle Rico’s van parked in a driveway.

My portable coffee equipment is a Starbucks Card.

My portable coffee equipment is a Starbucks Card.

Well, that certainly helps explain Joey’s current size...

Yep, racist AND gay.

Often you are better off donating it. You are allowed to deduct the price a thrift store would charge for it, and the tax deduction + 95% less hassle might be the wisest choice.

If they are bringing back old MTV shows, can I get in a plug for my personal favorite, Remote Control?

I got an offer from someone who knew my previous salary and offered me exactly half. I thanked him politely, but I also attached a nationally-recognized salary survey that showed his offer was literally off the scale on the low end for that position.

And Michelle has shown up at food banks wearing $54o sneakers. What’s your point?

The Mascot is a raccoon that rides around the stadium in a motorized La-Z-Boy. I wish I were kidding about this.

five or *fewer*

I guess that gig as a mall Santa didn’t work out.

Exactly. Just like a “free gift”.

Too boring. Takes too long and not enough drama.

But will they be able to keep him sober?

A CEO I once worked for was fond of telling this story: At a previous job, he made a mistake that ended up costing the company about a million dollars. He walked into his boss’s office with his resignation letter, and his boss told him, “I can’t accept this. How dare you quit when I just spent a million dollars…

Are you sure your numbers are right? $6 million is a couple of nights in a decent hotel in LA.

While you’re at it, how about covering the events they used to show on “Wide World of Sports”, like barrel-jumping and cliff diving?