The scented epsom salts are expensive, so I buy essential oils and add it to tthe plain stuff - lavender to relax, and mint and eucalyptus after a hard workout.

Not these, which are amazing...

Me, too. My brothers and sisters hated them so much, they would give them to me out of their Easter basket without even making me trade for them.

So in other words, avoid the white and yellow speckled ones at all costs.

The Brewer bat boys are allowed to go on one away game per year.

This! I could do without the slobbering being miked up.

He is adorable, but the fact that he vaguely lists his occupation as “business owner” threw up some red flags for me. Why do I get the feeling that he is going to be filmed pushing Amway distributorships on the other guys?

The hot dog shake reminds me of something my mom used to do: Put hot dogs, mayonnaise, and dill pickles in the blender and call what came out “ham salad”. I would find it slathered on Wonder bread in my hot metal lunchbox. It was nasty.

Gee, and I thought the Republicans were the party of hate.

I got hot ashes in my eye that way. Didn’t stop my parents from smoking, however. Twenty years later, my dad had a quintuple bypass.

What about someone of Arab descent who was born in Morocco and emigrates to the U.S.? Is he African-American?

You are a youngster. Back in MY day, it was David Cassidy and Donny Osmond on the cover of Tiger Beat. And my future husband (it’s still not too late), Bobby Sherman. <3 <3 <3

And I thought I was the only person who keeps confusing Papa John and Jimmy John...

Now that you mention it, I am surprised no one has come up with a bathroom design in newer venues where you can switch the men’s rooms/ladies’ room designation. Let’s just say that in one corner where you would normally have 2 bathrooms with 15 stalls in each (one male and one female), have 3 bathrooms with 10 stalls…

You know what I would like to do with my 3-hour roundtrip “pocket of freedom”? Work out! But, no that’s basically the one thing you can’t do and my ass has gotten significantly larger since I have started this godawful commute.

So you are saying that in this situation, the black folks have no power? I bet that LeVar Ball would be the first person to disagree with that.

I don’t know if they still do, but when I was of the age where I was constantly asked to be a bridesmaid, Payless sold dyeable shoes that were way cheaper than any other place — and if they fell apart after the first wearing, who cared? But they usually didn’t and I would have them dyed back afterwards.

I thought for sure that the Update was going to be simply this sentence:

Maybe he can play his rounds after he recovers, and have a fan email a video of it to the officials, who can add him to the leader board after the fact.