Seriously, Pepsi needs to stop with the celebrity spokespeople. First they set Michael Jackson on fire, then there was Madonna with the burning crosses, now this....

Rich people give their kids some stupid-ass names.

That is because everything’s all about her.

I have been a huge huge Christian Soriano fan ever since he first appeared on “Project Runway”. I just may have to divorce my husband so that I can get remarried in one of his dresses.

Your forgot

Badger tears....so delicious.....

You mean the conference that won the national championship last year got 70% of their teams in the NCAA tournament this year? Yeah, that sounds like “a roster of tweener programs” to me.

Are you seriously saying that Oklahoma has better pizza that the state where Chicago is located?

Her son plays for Northwestern. She had the best tweet ever after they got selected for the NCAA tournament:

Getting ride of JT III is going to be very awkward if they have to do it while his old man is still around. I am sure they don’t want it to wind up like the DePaul-Joey Meyer situation, where legend has it that Ray never set foot on campus once they fired his kid (and apparently placed a permanent curse on the team).

Well, at least he made golf interesting to watch.

I guess I will just have to console myself with more sweet, sweet Big East basketball.

Just looked him up on IMDB, and said, “Oh, yeah, that guy!”

There have been some really bad Kens through the years. Once I was at a preschool helping sort some donated toys, and came across one that had to be from the eighties. He had a rat tail hairstyle, one rhinestone stud earring, a pink sparkly vest, and no pants. I wasn’t going to let 3 year-olds play with that...

When my daughter was a tween, she would stand outside of Hot Topic, send me inside and point out something she liked from afar (usually something like an Invader Zim backpack). She was afraid of the people who worked there. I knew things had taken a worrisome (for a mom) turn when she would not only go in, but would…

Ugh! GI Joe! Stupid autocorrect!

Not so sure about that....my sister made our Barbies do acrobatics by tossing them in the air and letting them land on our concrete patio. Some of them had smashed-in boobs as a result.

My Barbies were shameless skanks as well, and wanted nothing to do with Nancy-boy Ken. They only hooked up with Google Joe. Once you’ve experienced the Kung Fu grip, you’re hooked....

I hate to be That Chick, but the entire American Girl franchise has gone to Hell ever since Pleasant Company sold out to Big Toy. Fuck you, Mattel!

Except that because of events that happened after she got off the lifeboat which wouldn’t have otherwise,  there is no chance he would have been in the exact same place in the water where the door was. #butterfly effect