“Were you intimate recently? Do you have a partner?” one of the associates asked carefully.

THAT LEMONADE AT HOT DOG ON A STICK

Probably just the ghost of an unvaccinated child.

Someone understands liability law.

I agree. Suing MGM seems as odd to me as the 9/11 victims suing the airlines of the planes that were used in the attack or even the family of a drunk driving death suing the automobile manufacture.

Here’s my concern, shooting aside, lawsuits come from everywhere and anywhere. That’s the bottom-line rediculousness about it. While I applaud victims and family to seek justice and resolution, I still find it terribly sad they seek $ from the hotel just because the shooter happened to use that one and not any other…

That’s understandable, but I don’t see how that justifies telling her that she shouldn’t wear them.

“Will CG versions of the Rugrats characters be interacting with real live humans?”

Or, you could just, you know, get a membership.

Downton Abbey:  Sybil War

Arghhhh, haven’t we had enough movies of shenanigans in stately British manors with pithy dialogue?

The “sad handfuls” phenomenon implies that the snack package isn’t consumed in a single sitting. Maybe I would be thinner if I didn’t consistently finish a bag of flamin’ hot cheetos in one go, but I guess there’s no way to test this theory.

I just want Drew to know that Tennessee fans don’t cry anymore because we’re all dead inside. 

This is typical baby of the family whining. Geez! You guys are the most loved and get away with the most shit. - signed, Oldest.

Have you read The Chris Farley Show? It’s an oral history by a bunch of people who knew him, and there’s a section on the Marquette years; on the one hand, it does sound like he was already getting into the booze and drugs in a big way, but on the other, he also graduated a semester late because he threw a smoke bomb i…

He knew the risks going in and I am sure he would have done it again a thousand times over to help rescue those boys. You don’t join Special Forces because it is “safe”.

PETA is going to have a rep on site to cover this boy in spray paint when he gets out

HURR DURR DURR THEY HATE GAYS SO THEIR FOOD IS CRAP

You’re both plebs, fighting over onion rings in a world where cheese curds exist.

Chick-fil-A has a peach milkshake? Well, I know where I’m going after work.