I tried all of these tinder tricks and I still didn’t get laid...

Secret Agent Kim

I’d settle for a paying job.

Pretty sure he’s a pirate.

Can this be cross-posted to every Gawker post about underpaid adjuncts?

Horse’s really are athletes!

The best thing you can do is seek out reviewers who consistently have similar taste to you, or who cite the same reasons as you for liking and disliking films, and follow them. It’s a bit more effort to find them, but they make a far better recommendation engine than aggregate scores. I tend, for example, to like the…

It’s funny, because she usually seems so low maintenance.

Yeah, UT-Martin would have made a solid choice for WTSU. Another good option would have been yet another renaming of Memphis State :)

If you’re a grown man, and you concern yourself with buying garments that have been worn by grown men who are not you, then you are a huge fucking nerd and you deserve whatever garbage you get tricked into buying.

Didn’t Jesus have to die so our sins could be absolved or whatever? You goy bastards should be thanking us for killing Jesus.

Concurred in entirety. The request for censorship troubled me, and the one book is such a tiny drop in the bucket I don’t think it would help anyway. But talking with the child about the messaging was a great way to handle it! She can apply that lesson to everything.

Honestly, I thought Newton would have lost right from the tip off.

Exactly!!! I grew up in Nashville (well, Franklin) and was horrified that people didn't recognize that as a Dolly song.

And Dolly didn’t just sing it, she wrote it.

Just love her.

I prefer to think of it more as Beyoncé covering Dolly Parton, who wrote it in 1973 and recorded it first.

So get out your seat and sleep around! Sleep around!

Who knew that when Bo raved about four-year players, he was talking about himself??

Actually the opposite! It means that they felt secure enough to explore the world. So good job :)