People don’t get the “fresh and healthy stuff” that’s on the McDonald’s menu now. They still get the old favorites. And, apparently, the appeal for those favorites is waning.

But will she be able to bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan, and never let you forget you’re a man?

It’s not going be so funny after the winner bites off Johnny’s ear while snacking on that hat.

Well, I think I speak for everyone when I say that it’s fine if women want to focus on this aspect of La’el Collins’ life. I GET THAT. AND I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH THAT. But at the end of the day, I’m a football fan, and we want to see great players be great and that’s what I’m concerned with.

Imma let you finish, but Kanye had the best reaction to this of all time.

Worth noting here: the individual who identified as a woman their entire life but lived that life as a man and has now come out as transgender, is far and away the most genuine, non-attention-whore individual in the family.

True, but any HR professional worth their salt will avoid these questions like the plague. How can you prove that you DIDN’T hire them due to their answer? You can’t. It just opens you up to a discrimination lawsuit.

Why does this article keep switching between spacing measures? First you talk about time between births, then time from birth to the start of the next pregnancy (especially bad because the pregnancy is about half of the eighteen-month period mentioned), then back to months between births, then just ‘spacing.’ Telling…

I totally understand cheating. We all like fucking hot people sure. What I will never understand is Bigamy. One pain in the ass is bad enough. Why on earth would someone want multiple pains in the ass? That is straight up masochism.

This is only tangentially related to your post but nobody uses “fewer” anymore; everything is “less.” It’s jarring to the ear and it’s just wrong dammit. People ARE the worst animals. I hate people. I’m not sure that semicolon works I’ve been drinking but I’m going with it even though it might bother me tomorrow.

What? That doesn't even begin to make sense.

My town of Wilkes-Barre has had 7 shootings in the last week. All were minorities shooting other minorities except for one. 90% of the shootings over the last three years in our area are minority on minority. Its tragic when cops cross the line, but not all of them are killers or terrorists. People like the author and…

Hills should snag her "personal trainer" too.

Clinton really should nab the costume designer and whatever team of nimble-fingered tailors keeps Selina looking like gold.

Actual story: Athlete loses, directs unrelated derogatory comment towards his opponent in post-game interview.

If it were anyone other than the Koch's would this article have been written? Every school with rich alumni or boosters try to recruit and keep the best talent.

Problem is, Notre Dame fans are equally insufferable.

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