Well, here is something for you eternal optimists: my 54-year-old boss, the CFO of a major organization, just got engaged a couple of weeks ago to an attorney who is the same age. It’s the first marriage for both.

They used to mention when one of these politicians was a Republican, but when folks started pointed out that whenever it’s a Democrat, they never mention the party. I guess they decided they would rather leave it out than admit that it happens on both sides of the aisle.

Why is a camera $1.00 and the deodorant $2.20? That’s whack!

Are you kdding me? By far, the worst Christmas Song is that “War is Over” piece of crap that John did with Yoko. Even worse are the assholes who cover it. I am looking at YOU, Celine Dion!

That’s Beck *Bennett*

She stayed with his lying sexin ass even after he was caught several times.

Seriously now, has Amanda Seyfried ever played a character that wasn’t “wide-eyed”?

What’s worse is that those radio stations start playing regular music on the day after Christmas. So everyone wants to hear Christmas music on November 1 but not December 26? WTF?

Holy shit, you guys are talking like this kind of stuff hasn’t been going on for decades in both parties . How is this any different than Billary soliciting donations for the Clinton Foundation from dictatorships in exchange for access?

If you are going to change your name to make it sound less Jewish, “Diamond” is the wrong answer.

Not necessarily.

What does the model have to apologize for? She did nothing wrong. And if having extremely curly hair is cultural appropriation, I guess my daughter of German/Scottish/Polish ancestry needs to start shaving her head.

Now that is the most ridiculous post I have seen in the election cycle.

Jesus H. Christ. does every fucking post on Jezebel have to be about this?

I never understood why people put coffee-flavored liquor into coffee. What’s the point? It already tastes like coffee! Might as well just use vodka if you want to add alcohol to your drink.

Technically, it’s because they have testicles .

I’m fatter, and I am two sizes smaller than I was in high school.

FINALLY, someone designed a gown for when you couldn’t get off work until right before the ceremony.

That is beautiful! Excellent choice!

A related trick: My kid’s babysitter used to carry around her expensive camera equipment in a diaper bag instead of a camera bag. She would even have baby-related stuff hanging out of the outside pockets.