What’s the big deal? Anyone can buy boobs like that.

My alma mater, Marquette, revoked the honorary degree they gave him, so there’s that...

As a person of Scottish heritage, I am highly offended by your terminology. Where is my safe space?

What about 1,000 prime time impressions? I am sure I have had at least that many.

Hey, I grew up in Tennessee, too! And I would be willing to do this movie for half Reese’s asking price.

Do you know what really makes a woman depressed? An unwanted pregnancy.

This article wouldn’t exist if the bakery owners were white.

Actually, that is Bernie Taupin. Elton John only wrote the music.

And they weren’t shooting at law enforcement officers.

Dumb Girl question: How easily can this happen if the player is wearing a properly fitted helmet that is worn the way it is designed to (chin strap tight enough, etc.)?

Let it go. Let it go......

One thing I try to do (especially with shoes) is that when I put something new in the closet, a similar item has to come out. Goodbye, $1 flipflops from Old Navy I bought 5 years ago!

I actually was planning to clean out my closet today. Time for me to finally concede that I am never going to fit into those size 4 pants again. And if by some miracle I do get that skinny again, guess who gets to go shopping!

Does the garnish count as an ingredient?

I have a feeling that a lot of stuff is going to come out now about how those kids have been raised. There have been rumors for years that they are not being educated -- that they are allegedly homeschooled, but that’s not really happening.

 I remember a few years back when a cis  man got full-size female breast implants on a dare. The procedure was done by the guy that dared him, his buddy who was a plastic surgeon. I saw  several on-camera interviews where he took his shirt off, and some media outlets chose to pixel ate his chest area. That is even a…

So then you would actually wear the watch instead of toting it around in a backpack.

I miss the old, pre-surgery Mariah.

Why would you need a watch if you have a cell phone?

Jon Cryer is Duckie, Molly Ringwald’s best friend in Pretty in Pink.