My friend gave a birthday party for her dalmation-obsessed 4-year-old who was subsequently traumatized when the other kids started beating on the dalmation pinata.

How about a little “eye for an eye”?

So nice for Kim to pose with her husband’s figure at Madame Toussand’s.

It was a televised college course; literally a teacher in front of a chalkboard lecturing in real time.

Anyone else remember “Sunrise Semester”? Remember being totally pissed when I turned on the TV on Saturday morning and this was on.

Then you have never been involved in wage and hour cases. My company was involved in a class action lawsuit because employees’ written sign in and out didn’t agree to the electronic timekeeping. Most of the time, the employee sign-in sheet showed more time (usually less than 15 minutes difference). It ended up costing…

You obviously don’t work in HR, do you?

The Labor Board isn’t court. Things get decided based on who has the best evidence of their position, and if they have handwritten notes and you don’t have squat, you will lose. Labor Boards in general lean very heavily towards the workers. If it is “my word against the company’s” the company will most likely lose.

The onus is on the employer on this one. They are basically guilty until proven innocent. If an employee goes to the Labor Board and says, “I worked 50 hours a week for the last six weeks and did not get paid overtime”, especially if they have kept track of it on their own, the employer would basically have to prove…

I totally don’t get why women take multiple pregnancy tests on the same day. Do you keep taking them until you get the answer you want? The only time I have ever taken more than one in a single cycle is when I had a negative one and still didn’t get my period several days later.

Not all smaller companies are like that, so be careful. They are either the best places to work or the worst. I worked for a company once where the owner was an insufferable tyrant that would cut people’s pay arbitrarily, take away holidays with no notice, and refused to allow us to replace anyone who quit.

Well, to be fair, be able to pass it from eight feet away probably gave them an advantage...

Just wait until the Babymama Drama starts.

That’s what happens whenever Shaggy lets him off of his leash.

Schwimvolta is the name of my 80's-90's cover band.

Three years, generally.

Yes, it is.

That’s because you reported the gross amount of your state tax withholding as a deduction the prior year. Just like everyone gets a 1099-G for the state tax refund they receive in a given year.

Am I the only person who thinks ultrarunning sounds like it may be some form of OCD?

He is the Dr. Oz of Science.