Not everyone. Not even close.

And ended every episode of her TV show with it.

Can’t star this enough. I grew up in Nashville (later relocating to the Midwest) and was shocked to find out that folks didn’t know that Whitney’s version was a cover.

Definitely Jarts. I don’t know a single Jart-owning family back in the’70's that didn’t have at least one emergency room trip because of them.

Cripes, that was a good shot, ain’a?

Pretty sure mine is lower than average. It certainly is an ego booster when a guy bumps up against it.

“Adventuress” is the coolest-sounding job title ever! Is it too late for me to become one?

Well, if you think they are assholes now, just wait until they can have their pick of women under your plan.

If you don’t think swimming is an essential skill, I guess you don’t plan on ever letting your child near a swimming pool or a boat.. If you’ve ever known anyone who lost a loved one due to accidental drowning, you’d change your tune.

How did Starbuck’s not make the list?

He requested her because she was the only photographer for that publication. His “specific request” was something along the lines of, “Can you send that girl out again to take a picture of another car we want to sell?”

By the way, Marquette ended up winning anyway, so there’s that.

Actually, Ellen Travolta is his sister. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0871454…

I know a Megyn who is an attorney and has her own television show on a national news network.

I like me! I really like me!!

It’s bigger than Elizabeth Taylor’s diamond ring, FFS.

I know, right? I made a joke in 1985 once that you never want to be lost near any street named after Martin Luther King (because I actually did get lost on MLK drive in Chicago), and years later, I heard Chris Rock tell the same joke! He effing owes me!

Also an overwhelmingly white film, especially given that it takes place in the Deep South.

Sounds like it. Take a look: