Business on the right, party on the left.

Chris is just a fashion-forward dude. The Benjamin Franklin look is coming back.

If I phoned a friend at the time I normally wake up, I would be very alert, because he or she would come to my house and beat the crap out of me.

I got a dime and a roll of Lifesavers.

Perhaps they would sell more cards if they didn’t charge flippin’ six bucks apiece for them. Six dollars for a piece of cardboard.

I am such a wuss. Anything over 70 degrees is killer for me when I run. I am the only one I know who is enjoying this unusually cool summer in the Midwest.

Quarless was soon found trying to hide in front of Siena Tavern, police say, “attempting to conceal himself and a black firearm in a nearby plant.”

Basic rule of thumb: a sincere apology does not contain the words “if” or “but”.

Where do you think all the calories come from that the baby is ingesting?

Yeah, but didn’t she say recently that she was a size 6? If that is the case, she must be at least 5’10”.

I would never trust the opinion of a wine “expert” that doesn’t know the proper usage of “its” vs. “it’s”.

Just shut up and tell me where I can buy a pair of those Partridge Family Bus slacks.

She’ll never fit into the outfit. However, she will insist that she can.

I remember her from a show called “Homefront”. Also the first time I noticed Kyle Chandler.

Well, what are the answers?

My work desk never looks like this because I do, you know, actual work at it.

Oh, man, I am going straight to hell just for clicking on this article.

Um, did you decide to run a picture of Mariah with a nip slip?

Better still, the reaction of the Cavs. It’s all “wait - what just happened?”

Apparently his muscle memory is finally back.