That’s because Papa was a rolling stone.

So, can a pre-op trans man attend Smith? Serious question.

Or Ann if you are Catholic.

But then again, I have to scrape off about 80% of the tartar sauce off of my Filet o’ Fish because they use so dam much....

I couldn’t stand running until I started listening to music during my workouts. I n0 longer have the mantra of “IhatethisIhatethisIhatethisIhatethis” going through my head. A long run seems more doable if I measure it in terms of number of songs. “Four more songs” doesn’t seem nearly as bad as “two more miles”.

I only wish the small appliances that carry the Cuisinart name were as high quality. I have a Cuisinart toaster and a Cuisinart coffee maker, and both are just crap.

I only wish the small appliances that carry the Cuisinart name were as high quality. I have a Cuisinart toaster and…

Probably because a jigger is traditionally an ounce and a half, so you need a half-jigger of everything. Or make two drinks.

I can’t respect her for the way she has pimped the rest of her family. Kudos to Bruce for getting away from that. I am sure she was planning on making his coming out a great story arc on the show. Or how about some nice endorsement deals for female-oriented products?

Often a company name isn’t mentioned because they are replacing a current employee who isn’t working out and don’t want to tip him/her off. But that is also a red flag.

Sea Org?

Some selfish bitch in my store had grabbed entire racks of dresses and stuffed them in her shopping cart. There is a special place in hell for women like her....

Exactly. I would think that someone is more likely to lie and say that is married when he is not to get out of marrying someone else. “And she just disappeared...I know, baby, but do you know how complicated it is to divorce someone in absentia?”

My latest grammar rant: people who use “very unique” or “more unique”. Either something is unique or it isn’t. Don’t use qualifiers or comparatives! I went past a grocery store the other day whose slogan is that they are “uniquely different”. WTF?

Yeah, that's why those guys have "people". It's not like Dale Jr. is sitting in front of his computer on the TurboTax website going, "WTF?"

Was that when he was “Easy Reader” on “Electric Company”?

Apparently the original name of his first hit was actually “Randy”.

You obviously don’t live in Wisconsin. They are still bitching here.

Give it up, Badger fans. It’s not as if Wisconsin would have been automatically given six points if it was determined that Duke touched the ball last.

Teletubbie Bye Bye!

So if South Dakota is the only state Obama hasn’t visited while in office, was it one of the 57 states he visited while running for President?