"Free Gift".

No, but I have heard of Pat Head Summit.

I buy the big bale of lunch-portioned bags of chips, so staleness is not an issue. Also, it really helps with portion control from a healthy-eating perspective. I could easily sit in front of the TV and mindlessly eat half of a large bag of chips, but no way would I ever open up 5-6 of the small bags at a sitting.

I thought Obamacare was supposed to take care of all of this...

I live in a major urban area. And I wonder what you consider "pretty standard". Maybe in retail or food service, but I doubt you see many accountants or real estate agents — or movie stars, for that matter, wh0 make up 90% of the folks she is critiquing on Fashion Police —- sporting that 'do.

Really? How is that barista career working out for you?

I always thought it was ironic that a person with a purple mohawk and tattoos on the side of her head had a job judging other people's taste in fashion.

His arms aren't as tiny as Ceelo's. That dude has T-Rex arms.

What? Hundreds of posts about this and not one snarky comment about Harry's "magic wand"?

He's absolutely right. I did the smart thing years ago and moved out of Nashville to corrupt, nearly-bankrupt, cold, high-unemployment Illinois years ago and have never regretted it for a minute.

I believe that Prince helped her. No joke.

Lark looks that way because she has Lupus, jerk.

Pardon my ignorance, but what percentage of people are thought to be transgender? In the 50+ years of my rather cosmopolitan life, I have only met two.

This would have been great for my late mother-in-law, who had crazy overactive bladder before it was even a thing. But then again, she lived until well into the new millenium without ever using a cell phone, so she would have needed a paper version.

mmmmm, mmmmm! The bread pudding is extra runny tonite!

Maybe now he can afford to stop doing those stupid Farmer's Insurance commercials.

You would think that if Chris Christie was going to pick a team to root for, he would choose the one that is located in a swing state.

This type of only-in-the-movies thing happened in Wisconsin. If I recall correctly, 200-vehicle pileup included a tanker truck full of gasoline and a 16-wheeler loaded up with toilet paper.

Also, wishing that making everything right with the world is as simple as having your blanket and binky.