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It was perfect!

Many many years ago at a biker bar, I sat down on a stool next to an old German woman. I had never been outside of North America, but my dad had told me his better memories of the Alps and the Mosel River valley from the 40s (including a Jeep road trip) and I had always wanted to see those landscapes in person. But I…

I'll give you a reason not to buy the Trabant: You love 4x4s and I'm absolutely sure there is a Lada Niva somewhere near you for cheap that's old enough to sneak into the States. You must take one to Moab, speak in a terrible Russian accent the entire time and carve a hammer and sickle into the highest rock you can…

Next you will be getting letters from curt German officials saying

No worries, my man. I understand what you are saying probably better than you think. I wish you the absolute best in your quest for self-discovery—a quest that we are all on, all the time, whether we know it or not.

“I already own two cars that are located more than 2,000 miles from my Troy, Michigan house (One of these cars I haven’t yet revealed, because I’m ashamed.)”

I encourage you to buy it. More shenanigans.

To be totally, brutally honest David, I think you sound like you have reached a point in your automotive life where you need to take a break from doing ridiculous things with complete shitboxes, and spend some time getting to know a car or two that is interesting, characterful, and yet reliable. Reasonably reliable,…

You know you wanna cruise Woodward in a Trabant.

To the second point:

GO TO THE DEALER AND GET THE FINANCE AND STORE MANAGER, NOW.

Your post makes me think NPOND could reasonably have been called “Nice Price or Meth Pipe”. Oh well.

Yeah, it was a small miracle that the flags this thing was flying were not Trump’s and ye olde confederate flag. With a large set of neon green truck nutz thrown in for good measure.

This is no dice on every level. It leaks, shit is broken, no mileage listed, it’s old. And I wouldn’t consider the engine swap exactly an upgrade over the stock 3.8 minivan engine this thing left the factory with. I’ll keep saving for a Bronco.

I don’t mind right wing delusional narcissists existing, but I have a problem with them running this country and imposing their delusions on everyone else. Seeing crap like this reminds me that they exist, they’re greedy, not very intelligent, and extremely dangerous to my very existence.

I’ve seen some dipshit projects come across this site in the past, and equally dipshit owners, but this guy encapsulates the insanity mixed with a healthy dose of dumpster fire that 2020 has become. A shitty 100hp 4 pot diesel in a newer Wrangler that will absolutely, certainly never properly work? For twenty two…

Delusional right-wing owner who thinks this Frankenstein creation is worth a whole lotta bucks. It isn’t.

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Agreed, I vote they make a dedicated SR71 subpage on foxtrotalpha.

Every SR-71 article that gets posted here gives me goosebumps. Not only are they all incredibly well written, they are so damn interesting as well. Thanks Tyler, and thanks Mr. Thomas for sharing!