Good points. Put me in my place.

Congratulations, Mr. einTier, on today’s COTD! I would like to gift you with a PT Cruiser which this lovely lady will bring to you if she doesn’t fall off her shoes.

probably only fixes old volvos and saabs

Having both the ironic beard AND the ironic plaid shirt was pushing his luck. Sort of a hipster double negative.

customer: “What do you mean you only accept payment in the form of Arcade Fire tickets?”

I know right? So much hate for the PT, but not the PT knock off that was unfashionably late.

COTD

“I’m sorry sir, your car is in dire need of this ethically sourced, organic, cultivated by minority female veteran 5w-30.”

Sir, there’s something terribly wrong with your bicycle. I found gears on it!

“Sir, the problem is that your car has a gluten aversion.”

Yeah, quit getting paid to defend the little guy and go do some pro-bono corporate work! Greedy monster!!

That’s the first thing I thought of, but its function is not right and the form is off.

Right, nobody ever said it was American.

This is most likely Taiwanese. Probably deployed by commandos belonging to the highly secretive 101st Amphibious Reconnaissance Battalion of the Republic of China (Taiwan). Taiwan knows that if China were ever going to attack them one day, the main force that will blockade the Taiwanese Straits will be the PLA Navy’s…

Actually, I would say that he didn’t know the state of the brakes, but in general I agree with you. He should have known the state of the brakes.

I was thinking about this a little more and came to this conclusion. Perhaps this guy is being made an example of because he had never even opened the envelope with the inspection manual in it. This means that every car he inspected since he received the 2013 inspection manual was not conducted to the regulations.…

I think this might make it even worse from your perspective, but note that it’s not the man suing the mechanic, but the state bringing criminal charges against him.

So what if I put a Mazda 13B rotary instead? Would that be better?

Man... I got this for $3500, 3 years back:

His Batmobile broke down with engine trouble, and when he got out to inspect the car, it was struck by a Toyota Camry, and then his own car hit him.