If i didn't think Ellen was a real piece of shit before that interview I do now.

I just need more of a challenge. I've already made all my employees cry twice. What else is there?

After turning their kids against Nicole Kidman because she's 'a suppressive person' and they have no contact with her, Tom Cruise can fuck himself 

Any woman going on a date with you should probably keep some mace in her purse.

I enjoyed the Muppets Now On Disney Plus, but there was practically no Gonzo, my favorite Muppet. I’m glad he’ll be front and center for this. 

What the hell are you talking about? I guess you're so much smarter than the unwashed masses.

That Disney stock is in trouble now

I read most comics they appear in

I would join a cult run by Nicole Kidman, no questions asked.

Chloe is pretty good too, but there should be room for both of them.

Im sure this doesn't matter at all to Lorne or NBC, but I've watched SNL every week for over twenty years now. The only episode I Skipped was when trump hosted and this will be my second skip episode. 

This whole recall pisses me off. Newsom was elected in a landslide and the people supporting this are people like Mike Hickabee who donated millions. The system is fucked that in a state with 38 million people it takes like a million signatures to get this on the ballot. So Orange County can get bitchy and force a tax…

We did watch Hoosiers in gym class. Thats hilarious

She's a national treasure and criminally underused on SNL

Leave it to Ray Fisher to make this all about him. Does he think his situation is even remotely in the same ball park as what happened to George Floyd?

Lol I did too. That guy claimed they were both laughing in the video, which is definitely not true.

Last time I mentioned that I got a billion replys from the same guy accusing me of making things up and then gaslighting him for saying it really happened. I can't remember who it was,but it seems the commenters here don't care unfortunately.

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Pretty sure it was a joke

Ive never seen that but it's pretty hilarious