The person playing Ms. Davis was an actress and was committing to the bit.

“Come with me / and you’ll be / in a world of pure ejaculation...”

Can’t speak for the quality of Wonka but I will say that the unauthorized porn parody Wanka was a delight 

The Boy and the Heron only has a $100 million budget, which while outrageous for a Japanese film (it’s the most expensive film ever produced in the country) is pretty modest by American standards.

For comparison, films like The Marvels and Indiana Jones that managed to take the #1 spot at the box office but still are…

Ugh we’re going to be inflicted with this annoying theatre kid for years to come, aren’t we

A small price to pay for that sweet, sweet ad revenue.

FYI, putting an advert between numbered list items resets the number sequence, so now you have:

it basically tells the story of murphy’s career, too.

2 was a very very very 80's sequel. I remember enjoying it but never revisiting it. My only memories of it are Brigitte Neilsen being evil and lots of shattering glass. 

I agree overall, though I think the second one is above average, though obviously a GIGANTIC step down from the original. But my god, that third movie... I’ve watched it multiple times, hoping each time, “Maybe it’s not as bad as I remembered” and then... oh. Oh, it’s just as bad, if not worse.

The sentence, “I will not go to the doctor if you don’t feel safe with me doing so” tells you everything that you need to know — the (apparent) victim of violence is more worried about whether or not the (apparent) perpetrator of said violence would “feel safe” than making sure that she is, in fact, ok (and you don’t…

I could see Majors do some well-publicized counseling programs, do independent movies for a decade, then worm his way back into well-paying roles.

Wow, these texts are *really* bad. He’s done, right? At least ‘Mel Gibson’ done, as far as that goes.

Isn’t this like, textbook emotional abuse? The instant your partner seems to have a credible complaint about your behavior that someone might sympathise with, pivot immediately to suddenly crashing self-esteem and threats to kill yourself?

Maybe he ran into Timberlake and Spears on the streets of his hometown of Pawnee and then got too drunk at the Snake hole Lounge to remember any of it.

You have to understand, every time this woman does something we’re supposed to act like she’s birthing another Christ child.

“I put a black screen on my Instagram”

Excuse me, Franky, she played a crazy uncle on TV so she’s more than qualified...

JFC.  Is “I played a ____ on TV” the new “I have a ____ friend”?

So why do you sound so deeply bored and uninterested writing this?