That is horrendous! 0_o

Yeah, I have never served but I have worked in retail/production since I was 13. The things that people do baffle me because I would never want to ruin someone's day or night like that.
Also, Hey BMO twin! :D

Aww, that's rough! I have been there, but never in public. (Puked out my Dad's work van window going down the highway.)
I wouldn't have judged him if it were something like that. But he was very obviously drunk. Like, slurring, stumbly drunk.

HA! Yeah, I feel that. I have actually puked at this restaurant too.
But in the parking lot, like a god damned civilized person!

I think I had blocked this out, but story #3 jogged my memory:
A few years ago I had flown home on a red eye and my then bf and his friend came to pick me up. We were all starving (they were high) so we had to find somewhere that was open at 1:30 a.m. in our small town. There was really only one sit down place, and…

I think what you mean is how dare sandwiches.
;)

It was a joke, because he said anyone who doesn't like sandwiches must be a time travelling nazi.
Where does the Thai come from? That's a Teletubby.

Mmm.. that is such a good idea! Also great on nachos!

This was my friend's sexy time song with her boyfriend.
It will never not be dirty to me.

Time travelling teletubby-nazi, apparently!

It was worth it.

Oh, Kinja...

Everything on bread would just be better on lettuce, or rice.
Or out of my hand.

Except pulled pork and the monte Christo. He is damn right about those.
Actually the whole top 10, plus fried Bologna are damn fine.

Welp, I guess this is where I mention ALL SANDWICHES ARE OVER-RATED.

That doesn't sound bizarre! Haha. If we had the money to afford more than a one bedroom in our crazy expensive city we would be on that in a hot second for that exact reason!

I totally get that!
It will definitely all be a process! If he can agree to counselling, you should be golden! If I could get mine to do that, I would be positively thrilled.

It's funny how it is gendered too! People always joke that I "fattened" my boyfriend up because he gained weight too. But it's a good thing, like a sign he's being taken care of. Mine is a sign that I let myself go :P

It sounds like we are dating very similar people!
My boyfriend is the same with shutting down in conversation around his parents and his friends. (This is weird, right?! My parents would lose their shit if I did this to him too) So I am left to be the arbiter of all things social. Sometimes it gets really tiring! We…

I thought this would be me!
At least it makes you really happy when he comes back, right?

Exactly! Haha. My boyfriend is the one who is always insistent on a side salad with any dinner but he loads it with so much stuff that its not even a salad any more. But when I'm cooking for just me its a lot of veg, and lean grilled meat. That's it.
And I drink waaaaay less.