I have to agree that the entire time I watched the show I was having a constant “this is what people were complaining about?” vibe.

This post’s headline is misleading. Netflix ignored negative feedback, but certainly paid close attention to their secret ratings algorithm as a form of lucrative feedback that provided the impetus to renew this moronic program.

I have never heard the lyrics as anything but “and I never come back to this town again in my life.” I didn’t even know there was ever any confusion.

No Children will always be associated with that particularly brutal sequence in Moral Orel. Say what you will about that series, but it knew how to effectively use its soundtrack to the nth degree.

Let’s start a female led “Die Hard” rumor. Because nothing is sacred, fellas.

Veronica?

A 10 year off/on/off/on relationship may have died its final death over the casting of this character. I am remarkably unbothered by that fact.

Oh for fuck’s sake Javier Bardem must be 20 years older than JLaw. Can we PLEASE start casting women born in the late sixties as the spouses of men born in the late sixties? Just, you know, as a wacky bold experiment?

Coincidentally, that’s the age difference between Jennifer Lawrence and Darren Aronofsky.

Um, I’m a woman. We are not all the same, fancy that.

I don’t really understand this. Is it like a real movie? Like a full-length movie? Or like a cute lil 20 minute thing?

Laura Linney not being able to bang that hot dude was one of the most disappointing film scenes I’ve ever watched. If she doesn’t get some action I will be devastated.

If it’s any consolation, a good number of those old white men and women are probably going to die here in the next decade. You know, to only be replaced by another old white man/woman... You know what, I think I’m bad at consoling people.

So yep... from now on being a cat is a pre-existing condition. This shouldn’t affect anyone negatively.

Look at that Jesus-y bitch wearing her cross as if she is not acting in direct contravention of Jesus’s teachings.

It’s a tough conversation to have especially when connected to an unsympathetic douchebag like this.

I am a survivor and I will always be a survivor. I will never get to know what my life would have been like had I not been raped. So, yeah, he can carry that for the rest of his life, just like she will carry what he did to her for the rest of her life.

“I’d like to introduce my new Secretary of Boys will be Boys, he’s just terrific, really terrific. I don’t think he’s ever done anything wrong. Just a great guy. Never sexually assaulted anyone, killed Lord Voldemort. Just the best.”

I feel like this movie is only going to be funny if it ends in her killing them all.

Why would you need maternity leave if you are at home while your husband is working?