Please, in today’s climate if I wrote an article about the proper method to pick your nose, someone would get offended and call it hate speech.

Did they get a look at the dash? If there were lights on, it’s a VW.

no but thats cuz its a cheesy retro, although that red and blue cb1100 with the fairing was a sweet

GTFO of my state, peasant.

I do live in California and think the cut off is way too high

it’s the opposite, Corvette was more on a proper racing line, porsche took an odd inside line to try and not fall behind and went WAYYYY past the braking zone in the wet, that’s 100% on the porsche, dude wouldn’t have made that turn even if the corvette wasn’t there, was way too hot.

I considered it a unique feature every time something would fail on my ‘97 Jetta VR6. I was all like, “My car is helping me study for my digital-electronics class by sacrificing its own window regulators. What a unique feature...”

That's just the URDS (Uneven Road Detection System). The system is a little laggy, so the warning tends to go off as you go over a bump.

I was just thinking today about how I sort of consider all of the rattling in my car to be a quirky feature rather than a sign of shitty build quality. Then I had to step back and wonder whether Jaguar ownership is a symptom or cause of mental illness.

Everything moves (rattles) in my jeep, never thought of it as a luxury though.

In all fairness, the Taco will:

You say that like you can’t just go and sell the Taco for 97% of what you paid for it ;)

boom-zoom commander, it’s boom-zoom commander

Are horses really that fragile, or do people just really like euthanizing them? Seems like anytime something bad happens with a horse, the first response is “Well, guess we gotta put him down”.

<%wgluv2hunt> I was in a bar Saturday night, and had a few drinks.
<%wgluv2hunt> I noticed two large women by the bar. They both had strong accents so I asked, “Hey, are you two ladies from Ireland?”
<%wgluv2hunt> One of them screamed, “It’s Wales you idiot!”
<%wgluv2hunt> So, I immediately apologized and said,…

It’s ok, they’ll just fill in the gaps with CGI and the horse’s brother.

In the US arrests are carried out 99% of the time with no shots fired. What makes other western countries special?

Needs more Murica to intercept track debris.

So a buddy of mine loves these and just bought a blue on blue on blue one. I had no idea these things redline at 14K or WTF ever it is. Scared the shit out of me when he got on it...thought for sure it was going to blow a manifold bolt and the floor pan was going to kill me.