Jaundiced headlights?

8.

The real takeaway from this story should be to never use crappy aftermarket parts in a car that costs nearly $100k. I have nearly the same S-class as Freddy, except mine is a 2003 S500 with 95k miles. I’ve just been going through and replacing all the failure-prone components with OEM parts, that way I can avoid…

If that truly were the case, I’d never see a VW on the road.

I bet it vertical hops when engaged in 4x4.* Wheelie the front and rear at the same time. Fuck rock crawling, we’re just going to bunny hop up this bitch.

In soviet Russia mail order bride is dolphin!

I still have the Mustang I bought when I was 17. My wife wouldn’t let me sell it. “It’s not costing you anything parked out in the yard. Besides, everyone you know always talks about their first car and how they never should have sold it.” - her.

Holy shit. What is wrong with this guy? I like Alfas very particularly (says my little avatar picture thingie) and I understand that Alfa Romeos and reason are often mutually exclusive terms. And this is an exceptionally nice specimen. But nearly 20 large? This transcends crack and is well into black-tar heroin. Knock…

(+) one star for the Simpsons reference, (-) one for peaking in high school.

What? I think you're lost. If not, welcome to Jalopnik.

Wot? the ugly truck thing is the first offroad Bently? I beg to differ.

What about South Dakota?

Yeah, guess you’re right.

I knew things were bad when you, the man who owns 4 Jeeps, bought that Honda Accord as your winter car.

I see it all the time here in TX. Sometimes I wonder how some of these crapcans pass any form of safety inspection.

Yeah, but by weight, it was pretty equal.

Who said that we weren't going to kill terrorists anymore?

It’s a poorly designed system. There’s a gear that’s just press-fit onto the passenger side cam (one of them I guess) and it can just slip and throw all of the timing off and the valves into the pistons.

what is upsetting about this is the fact it needs to be banneed. and people couldnt just not be douchebags for a few hours on the plane

“Commercial air travel sucks enough most of the time already, so keep your hands, smells and smoke to yourself to preserve what little dignity there is to be had on a jet.”

I’m not going to try to argue preferences (to each his own), but I think it’s fair to say that Miesha’s figure more closely tracks that of Western standards of beauty.