Not surprised coming from the Chinese. They treat everyone who doesn’t look or sound like them “外國人,” or outside country people, to translate it loosely. This includes other Asians. They may get along ok with you, but you will always be looked at as someone who is foreign.

If you have ever been to China this will come as no surprise. I was starting to actually believe my name was “Round Eye” after about two days.

This is the correct answer, but the CLS has the most comfortable ride.

you are both wrong, the clear choice in this category is the Audi A7/S7/RS7

I SAID GOOD DAY, SIR!

Same here.

I guess punching a producer doesn’t seem so bad now, does it?

As someone who has been serving a lot longer than 8 years, if this happened to me, I would throw the note in the trash and continue my day drama free.

I made a pie chart.

...What does the lease say about damage done to cars owned by members of the firm? Just curious ;)

On an unrelated note, has anyone dinged your Aston yet? In six and a half years of ownership, I have had three people decide to take it upon themselves to “improve” the lines of my Camaro’s passenger door.

If I’m being totally honest, the entire post was just a set up for the nerf line. I had to get your blood pumping before releasing the tension with the joke.

Way more overhang on the back versus the front, and the car did not start. Also I’d lose the added stability of having the parking brake on.

The shocks will be fine as long as the bump stops are intact (for a while, anyways). The end of 280N in the left lane going into San Francisco has a sharp decline that causes cars speeding off the freeway to go airborne for a split second. It is like a roller coaster drop every morning.

“hell, what did I pay for?”

Linclon just wanted to be noticed, after 3 consecutve years of not seeing anyone at their autoshow booth. And figured no better way than to steal some thunder from the hottest SUV, the Tesla Model X. Of course that navigator wont make it to production, partly because nobody has 35 foot cielings in their garage.

I was behind a 3 pedal Accord, going about 70 MPH in steady traffic. Said Accord disgorged the contents of its gearbox about 200 feet in front of me. I saw gears bouncing off of the road and narrowly missing my windshield. It was that moment that I decided that, perhaps, Honda has lost that quality edge.

How about more space, a nicer interior and better ride for the same sort of money? Finally, Volvo is up there.

Indeed. I <3 Team Jalopnik.

CP, once the tinworm starts may as well sell for parts, outside of the desert this thing will be swiss cheese in a year.