And he was still better than the garbage Plaschke manages to churn out.

“Imagine 20 large vultures trapped, biting each other - and they can bite through bones,” she said. “They would bang against my windows running away from a bird that was attacking them. Blood was everywhere. It was a vile, vicious, traumatic event. And it was Memorial Day, so no company I called would come out to…

But enough about Mar-a-Lago...

Headlines like this are the reason I’ve been returning to this site for nearly fourteen years.

His advice: Get a federal permit to kill one of the vultures, then hang it in a tree or other spot where other vultures can see it for miles around.

See? Assault rifles ARE needed! The 30 hog guy wasn’t full of shit!

Four pages for addressing a clap? That’ll read like Ron Mexico’s medical history.

He’s a role model for every high school kid, surviving a cock block on the way to second base.

As a fan, it’s title or bust. This is a better team than the prior two years (the ascension of Bellinger, Ryu, and Buehler; improved strikeout and RISP rates on offense) and have enough to win.

I can’t wait to be old enough and hammered enough in a bar at 2:30 in the afternoon that a punch to the head from a pro fighter doesn’t even phase me. A young, drunk buck would have tried to retaliate. This grizzled old man doesn’t even give McGregor the satisfaction of being preturbed.

Honestly the best bar stool sports content I’ve ever seen. 

Oh, buddy, you don’t know how bad the Mets’ bench is.

Not sure about that; this story is about Kershaw finding a different way to dominate in 2019. Keuchel had *a* strong start last night but has been wholly mediocre so far in 11 starts (4.39 ERA/4.79 FIP) as he’s still trying to play catch up rounding into form.

In roughly 20% of the ABs that your bench has! The idea that a “good hitting” pitcher is a better option than someone you are literally paying to do that is fucking dumb and wrong and I should know because I lived in Chicago during the Carlos Zambrano years and you wouldn’t believe the number of assholes who were…

Counterpoint: fuck the DH.

It’s time for the AL to go back to real baseball where the Pitchers play offense and defense just like everyone else.

That’s what I’m saying: if you’re letting him hit, cool. But pulling him after that means you let him hit just to have him hit which is 1) dumb because almost anyone else you have on the bench is probably a better hitter and 2) you’re adding injury risk.

No it isn’t, shut up.

I had to reread the 2nd and 3rd paragraphs a couple times to make sure I correctly understood what happened.

My parents ran Carfax on their own cars, which they had all owned since new, and found the reports to be waaaay off. Collisions and ownership changes that never happened.