Actually no, your assessment is garbage.

Who’s to say they didn’t purposely blow it up to prevent it from succeeding? Martyr’s for a brighter future!

My god, he went to plaid....

Its still an insult, just not a slur. The real insult is being compared to The Godfather Part III.

Imagine being too homophobic for Utah.

When “keeping it Real” goes wrong.

“I haven’t seen a betrayal like this since Kelly slept with Dylan while Brenda was studying in Paris.”

C’mon man, I gotta fucking live here.

In fairness, if you can read that billboard, you don’t live in Alabama.

when is somebody gonna do something about that white culture?

That is 100% the QB’s fault.

“Betty White”

Never any sympathy with that guy. Fucking Elway. 

So what if he tried to hit Hyde?  He’d have like an 81.7% chance of missing anyway.

Since its an insurance application study, its probably ticket in the past 3,5,7 etc years. Not “any ticket at any point since you were licensed.”

Wow, somebody else’s fantasy team that I actually care about.

Pretty much every comparison test agrees that car-for-car the Civic is better than the Corolla. 

The looks aren’t just skin-deep, either. It drives pretty well because it’s small, compact and light. Chuckable. You can even get it with a manual! Can you say that about your big, lumbering crossover? Didn’t think so.

Get the cups pixelated and it’ll be fine.

The TSA only pulled him off because he contains more than 3.4 ounces of liquid.