It looks like we found the doctor who forgot to sew the patient back up.

Beyond this latest string of postseason disappointment, the Dodgers organization have a long history of postseason disappointment that tends to be forgotten because they moved to Los Angeles in 1958 seeking a fresh start to leave behind the sad past in Brooklyn where they lost 10 World Series before finally winning…

Yordan Alvarez hit that ball 113.7 MPH!?!

Seriously. There’s probably a Jezebel post being edited now for publication.

I understand that quote, but couldn’t it really be complete sincerity on Chris Archer’s part because his coworker could have just as easily preyed upon his teenage sister, and not a psychological study on his perceptions of feminism and manliness? I believe the proper context of that quote is more on an general level,…

Don’t waste your time arguing with a bunch of grandpas still talking up batting average, Gold Gloves, and all-star games like they have any bearing whatsoever about true value and output.

This post didn’t age well.

To be fair, Justify had to juice up to make sure he survived racing at Santa Anita.

I’m not going to shed a tear for these companies, even though I’m a customer. Uber and Lyft were able to exploit their new technology and the legal system’s glacial pace to adapt to it. They can now adapt to new laws, or other more innovative companies will rise to take their place. Just because Uber and Lyft were the…

Wagon strollers are banned at DRL, but I was just at Target recently and the wagons are not bigger than some of the tandem-type dual strollers on the market that are still legal at DLR.

I’ve been going to Disneyland all my life, and while I loved the Hollywood Tower of Terror, Guardians of the Galaxy: Mission Breakout has knocked Space Mountain off its 30-something year perch as my favorite DLR attraction.

He’s saying, “No way. No way. Too high. Too high.”

Non-Muslims know the name Muhammad, but because of strict Islamic tradition that prohibited his depiction, laypeople wouldn’t recognize him.

I feel like Champ Bailey was the CB that made “24" the go-to number for a team’s top shutdown CB, like the #10 jersey in soccer.

He was throwing mid-90s in a men’s league against dudes with day jobs? That must’ve sucked for hitters. Nothing like worrying about Johnny Rocketarm’s bad day at work manifesting itself into an overthrown fastball straight to the dome.

I’m not surprised Magic couldn’t exercise some self-control.

My parents still have their first-gen ML320 and RX300. Hella basic Asian parents.

The window crash is funny, but I’m dying that the dad’s Twitter handle is “aznpimpmaster”.

I agree 100%. I had to scroll back up to make sure this was Jalopnik, not The Root.

I guess you do in Texas?