It’s almost like he’s never been specific about anything because his entire adult life he’s been skirting the law and using weasel words is a requirement.

Considering how Donald is a proven pathological liar:

Which is appropriate because he is truly an ass and he is his own (and only) best friend.

Whenever he says “I have a friend who...” or “People are saying...” it really just means he’s about to pull something out of his ass.

“A man comes up to me, strong kind of a man, and says ‘Thank you, Mister President, for making things up great again!’, and he had tears in his eyes.”

Airline pilots have some of the highest MAGA chud concentrations I have encountered, by and large. This dude is barely on the scale.

I always thought people rolled coal because they were very insecure about their balls.

A lot of rednecks and hillbillies come to my city from out of town. One thing a lot of them have in common is a childlike impatience for city traffic. They hate sharing the road with other drivers, perilously tailgating everyone as they weave in and out of lanes in a beat up old pickup truck that certainly isn’t made…

I hope they yank the guy’s license. He’s a ‘suicide by pilot’ just waiting to happen.

I could not support this more. That little sociopathic robot needs to feel it in his wallet for him to ever put any effort into keeping that garbage off Facebook.

These die cast people signed up for this. No one made them glide around that plastic track without any way to steer their car. They chose to. They signed the wavers. They welcomed the fame.  Besides, as far as I can tell, no one has died... yet. 

You had me in the first half, not gonna lie.

You know, I enjoy the motorsport for what it is. But I really hate that they glamorize the wrecks in this. They show them in the previews. They highlight them in the marketing. The announcers even say “if you’re looking for big wrecks, you’re in the right spot.”

But $50k?

To the person who buys the $50,000.00 Highlander: Why?

I see your approach to embiggen Mr. Westbrook’s choice of words, but it’s unpossible to accept it.

*Psych

I love my kids and my dog unconditionally.

Can’t blame the toddler. But what kinds of parents let a three year old wander around a car lot (or really any public place), presumably alone? That’s just asking for her to get hit / abducted / in various forms of trouble. A ~$9k settlement is one of the better outcomes from that sort of negligence.

Sounds like the parents have a rocky relationship with that dealer now. I’m sure there’s another dealership with in a stone’s throw that they could go to, and draw attention from a salesperson, so that they can get a concrete deal on a new car.