I wrote a 14 page analysis of the masculinity and homosexuality themes in Absalom Absalom in about 8 hours, channeling Faulkner all the way in free-flowing stream of consciousness. Aced it.

Ah, a fellow English major!

You know, Boonie is on to something here. For as Rousseau said in his Discourse on Inequality, “In fact, the real source of all those differences, is that the savage lives within himself, whereas the citizen, constantly beside himself, knows only how to live in the opinion of others.” That is, in “the box” the batter…

Only if it’s Days of Lightning 2; Formula E Boogaloo.

Just pay for the beer next time, man.

Shocking news that being shoeless is a notable characteristic in Kentucky. 

Obviously Kristen hasn’t been to southern california. The things are as common as cockroaches around here. Along with first gen Mercedes MLs.

“But like in every other aspect of life, in global soccer the sexism persists. It’s why Real Madrid didn’t agree to take on a women’s club until this year, and the billionaires at Manchester United didn’t start a women’s team until last year.”

At least one employee complained to legislators about his obsession

He was let go because he’s the only guy in Iowa with a personality

Have you considered that maybe your tastes aren’t the same as the majority of the population?

203 HP • 184 LB-FT

1) The ball is not at his head. I know you don’t have an athletic bone in your body, but it’s not at his head. The ball is higher than it should be but he gets hit in the back, Marisnick takes it, and goes to first. If Ramirez gets his suspension for throwing at Marisnick, then he should take it because he deserves…

Someone needs to tell Moore he doesn’t have enough Pro Bowl appearances to get away with this.

This disguised tampering is getting ridiculous. If you want to go to the Chiefs just say it.

For all thos undecided or waiting to get s “good one” please, just buy a $20 cheapo one, while waiting for the “right one”, this isn’t a marriage, its the best $20 you will ever spend. When you get into a situation the $20 one you have is going to save you while the $XXX “perfect” one you haven’t bought did you…

I got a 30$ Yi cam on Amazon and have used footage twice - for other victims. Twice I witnessed accidents and sent footage to all parties involved. On both occasions the people at fault wanted me to fuck off. One guy threatened me after I offered the footage to the lady who was seemingly in the right. I pulled over as…

How timely - there’s a lightning deal on Amazon right now for an entry-level model for just 24 bucks. Grabbing it now.

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Ask Blake Griffin how he feels about the Clips and “the right way.”