I’m from the country...I’m used to Texas Roadhouse.

Wait, you need to dress up at Ruth’s Chris?

United be like, “amateurs”...

• Medicaid For All (which they do but not enough who call themselves progressive)

If your sport is fine with knocking someone out cold and then punching him twice in the head while he’s out, congratulations, your sport is garbage.

I know right?!

I’m going back to soccer.

Askren also talked a HUGE amount of shit before the fight, he loves being a troll, and for a site that loves to go on about McGregor’s pre-fight antics you managed to leave out Masvidals comments about that right after the section you quoted: “There’s not too many people I’ve disliked, I’ve had over 50 pro fights and…

yeah Mrs. Thames was keeping score and knows it was all on Yelich

Remember when Mike Trout was worth a combined 20 WAR over two seasons, and Miguel Cabrera, worth 14 over the same span, won both MVPs because he hit more huge dingers? Mike Trout should have like 6 MVPs by now.

Sounds about white

Wow what's it like to be allergic to fun, man? Do you carry an EpiPen in case you start enjoying yourself?

It seems like every year somebody is challenging Trout for that title. Yelich, Bellinger, Betts, Donaldson, Altuve. There’s always someone rising up to try to prove he's better.

Calm down, Francis

mike trout changed his name and is with the brewers now?

Probably for over or under throwing the cut off man? Weirdly this is something that, if the roles had be reversed and Puig forced the error, is all we would be talking about —but since Yelich plays the “right white way” its already forgiven.

Ah yes, the country that declares the Men’s World Cup trophy (created by a Frenchman and awarded by an organization based in Switzerland) is “coming home” anytime they string a couple of victories together is schooling us on arrogance. Got it.

It's pretty telling that every time they fuck up the higher ups claim no editorial responsibility and just blame the lowest level person. Shitbags, every one of them.

Wait, I thought the Lakers were incompetent and got fleeced and didn’t understand the salary cap and were doomed forever despite having the best player of all-time at the end of his prime and the best player of his generation on the same team.

I appreciate that nuance is always the enemy in this conversation but: