How very soccer to have the result of the request for comment be nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil.

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

Kristen, I thought your complaint was going to be about Gillette. However yes I agree the button is pretty weirdly placed too. 

Thanks for this, Mike. Like others have said, it’s great to see your name here again, but I wish it was under any other circumstance.

I still love his He Said / He Said review of the Audi RS4. I was in an awful job at the time and reading every Jalopnik story everyday helped pull me through. I’m so sad he died so young.

My condolences.

I’m a Cavs, Browns, and Indians fan.  Go ahead and prove every Boston fan stereotype correct.

but man, this is not at all how it was supposed to go!

‘You can’t even beat your man. Just shut up and watch me.’

I’m definitely not a Blues fan, but it was definitely “better them than Boston.”

I’m having a hard time seeing that the phrase “Stanley Cup Champion St. Louis Blues” is a thing. After all the years of them being sacrificial lambs to the Red Wings, they finally found their way.

Seems like by definition the automatic Seiko for $230 is the “best value for an automatic timepiece”—but perhaps the Oris is a candidate for “best value for a Swiss automatic” (although, one might also consider Glycine here).

Seems like by definition the automatic Seiko for $230 is the “best value for an automatic timepiece”—but perhaps the…

And if you say that Rapinoe’s celebration was excessive given the circumstances, you are just dismissed as a joyless cynic, because of course in America there is no concept of nuance to a discussion.

Also uniquely American: The number of straw-man arguments in this thread about goal differential when the issue that the majority of critics, and the one discussed in the actual post above, has way more to with how the USWNT, Rapinoe perhaps most egregiously, behaved after scoring some of those later goals.

I like this story because in a way it’s uniquely American. It’s about sporting excellence, pride in your accomplishments and not even pretending to understand the concept of moderation.

he good.  and as he himself points out you wouldn’t talk that ish to Arn Tellem

Good, right?

Lol, I forgot just how terrible that Bill Simmons take was. “LeBron was talking to other NBA stars, at All-Star weekend no less! Just like desperate middle-aged women at weddings!”  I’m not sure you could more succinctly encapsulate all the things wrong with Bill Simmons than that take. 

Are we sure this is about the Celtics? Because it feels aimed at everybody but the Lakers - with a special side of ‘eat a dick’ for the Pelicans. 

Unless you live in a multifamily in the City. Which, ironically, is where EV ownership makes the most sense.