I was a teenager in the mid-late 90s in LA. The first car I learned how to race was an EG6. The first car I owned was DA9. My favorite weekends were Battle of the Imports and Import Showoff. I grew up, moved on to an SUV because of a family, and now I’m in the market for a fun car. You bet I’m looking for something…

I scrolled up to check if I was reading The Onion.

Of course bolt-on DC headers will add 30 horsepower to your Civic DX.

Pitchers are weird.

I completely agree, but his fashion sense is in line with most self-made billionaires.

The Dodgers are still the Dodgers, which is to say that they’re the sort of juggernaut that can reasonably be expected to trade or sign its way back into contention against all odds.

You’re either a urologist or a Kardashian with all that dick knowledge.

Neither Mike Trout nor Lionel Messi were born with natural advantages over their competition. A more apt analogy would’ve been to suggest that Secretariat, who was born with a heart more than twice the size of an average horse, be required to race with a handicap.

I’d expect nothing less from those douchebag Trojans.

I usually have to force myself to sit through all the end credits to get to the teaser, but not this time. I just sat there a despondent mess glued to my seat with all my thoughts and all my sorrow. The last time a movie death gave me a sadness hangover that permeated my life for a couple days was when Megatron killed…

The environment is very important to California politicians, but not as important as squeezing every nickel and dime out of residents.

Thank you. I wasn’t sure where he was going with that.

I still can’t over that the first person Allen called to face this issue was Stephen A. Smith, like he’s Black America’s sports representative.

“Its not selfish when our tax money pays to bail out said company for a few years.”

Nostalgic Robocop fan?

AOL chatrooms taught me how to type without looking down at the keyboard.

AOL chatrooms taught me how to type without looking down at the keyboard.

That’s horrible. I get mad when people make right turns without moving to the right side of the right lane to allow traffic to pass without braking.

Diversion program? The kid is recovering from a major injury. Perhaps, they’d prefer he be addicted to opioid painkillers instead?

It could very well be Tom Brady. Sure, she could’ve underestimated the height, but I’m sure even above average looks average to her now.