When I was 8 years old, my family was staying at my grandparents’ house temporarily while the house my parents just bought was closing escrow. I slept in the room that used to belong to my uncle, and he kept a couple boxes in the closet while he was stationed down in San Diego for the navy. One afternoon my curiosity…

It’s best to appreciate you live somewhere exotic cars are commonplace.

This is not the kind of splash Sprinkle was hoping to make.

so... did you still manage to get up and down?

In that short 30-second clip, I saw four of the fattest police officers I’ve ever seen. I’m glad the NYPD is being so forward-thinking in using them as roadblocks.

Some guy in Ohio is just jizzing all up in his pants over 6 girls in a basement.

Seacaucus is a dump.

what the fart is he doing with the ball?!

Finally some good news in 2016!!!

It really sucks not having Tyler around anymore.

He must’ve idolized Christian Laettner when he was a kid.

It’s a Wilson A2000. I hope he doesn’t put any oil on it and definitely should never put it in the oven or expose it to a heat source. Premium gloves should be broken in the old-fashioned way of playing catch. Glove conditioner can be used as necessary to keep the leather from drying out.

We add articles like “the” to freeways. PCH is not a freeway.

Yes sir! CVC 5200.

I’ve never exited my vehicle, but I’ve always pre-empted the cop’s instructions and retrieved my insurance and registration to have it waiting for the cop when he walked up to my window. Granted, I keep both in my sun visor, rather than my glove compartment, but I’ve read recently not to do anything but keep your…

We’ve all been there before. Taking 3-4 tries to calibrate the tie length, that is.

I’m appreciative of all the commenters exposing this FAKE NEWS story.

What’s the Arabic version of “The Boy Who Cried Wolf”?

I went to high school in the South Bay area of LA between 1994-1998. My high school parking lot was huge, across the street from the actual campus, so the side that was closer to the front gates of school was where the faculty parked, then came senior parking, then came everyone else. There was one row where the jocks…

Wait a second, there’s actual money in Triathlon? I thought triathletes were just paid in smugness that they exchange for condescension to bestow on the rest of us mere mortals?