Mine is in very early January, which isn’t as bad but close. When I held him for the very first time that Christmas morning I whispered “I promise I’ll never give you a “this is your Christmas and birthday present” present or wrap your birthday present in Christmas paper.” 

I just remember being in highschool and cleaning the industrial crockpot full of barbecue sauce it was dipped in and how it burned my nose. I can’t. 

Buying birthstones and such before the baby is born is a good way to waste your money, although I suppose she can afford it. My nephew was due in late January so I adorned all the shower decorations with “baby nephew: debuting January 2014.” I’ll be damned if he didn’t just pop right the fuck on out first thing…

Physical Therapy is a lot of yoga with a medical professional to put you in the exact right position. A lot of the exercises and stretches they give you overlap with yoga. I sprained both of my ankles and went to PT this summer and part of that was just standing in tree pose and doing different exercises. 

My husband and I have been together since we were really young and I was just thinking the other day we are lucky that we’ve grown up into two people who still very much compatible and want to be together.

It’s mostly been a good experience but it’s been strange. So so strange. I knew very little about my mother and her family and nothing about my father. I immediately found a lot of family members on each side, including a half brother. I was able to find Facebook pages and see pictures of my half brothers and mother. I…

Honestly purging as many notifications from your phone as you can is so so nice. Everyone should try it.

Loud and clear

People are so bizarre. To think it’s only DNA that makes you native is just so strange. My family has the same Cherokee, but it’s actually Chickasaw. But I’m also adopted and 100% so other than finding it interesting I’d never claim it. I just did an ancestryDNA test and it’s been a strange ass ride. Just be sure…

Honestly I don’t know. I really don’t talk to her much about it but she knows I’m politically active. She’s always been pro choice and I’ve never understood why she voted republican at all. She didn’t vote for Trump, I don’t think she voted. 

You guys, my mom, who has voted republican as long as I can remember, just texted me to tell me she’s voting for Democrats this fall. I’m still not hopeful about it the election, but I feel like at least some of my belligerence has paid off. 

One of the best nights of my life was my college graduation party was back like 7 years ago. We went to a drag bar and my BFFs brother brought his new man who happened to be a recent finalist on Drag Race. I don’t even remember most of it but it was like being treated like royalty the entire night. It was so much fun. 

My friend and I protested at 45s Monday night rally. Highlights included being repeatedly told women can be liars too and this elderly woman absolutely raging and screaming “you’re a piece of shit” at as many people as she could. Someone should do a welfare check on her because she seemed on verge of a stroke. I’m not…

Your name in combination with not wanting to sound too tin foil hatty have me laughing out loud.

He obviously knew this shit was going to pour out because they were prepared for some of it. He could have gotten out in front of, it or at least diminished the blow but just owning up to being a drunken frat boy. He could have gently denied the assault accusation by saying he doesn’t remember anything like that,…

Yes, 75% of the time I get stuck in a log in loop and can’t get in. I have to use a different browser to get in. I’ve actually being having that issue off and on for the last year. I wondered if it accounted for any of the noticeable drop in the number of comments. 

I’m protesting with my county Democratic Party and we are aiming for a positive message to support local candidates. The sign I made for my friend says “Democrats believe in accountability” I’m still deciding and trying hard not to write “Democrats believe you should go fuck your self.”

Those are the cutest booties I’ve ever seen. I want a set for my dogs, although I don’t think that’s actually work. 

Not exactly related but 45 is holding a rally two miles from my house Monday night. The thought of even being in the vicinity makes me want to vomit. Our local dem party is organizing a counter protest so I’ll be there, god help me.     

Thank you! That’s insane I have to risk my stomach to get approved. Luckily for me there is a name brand or voltaren called Pennsaid and since they know insurance won’t cover it you can get a couple of months for free. Hopefully I can make that couple of months last me a long time.