A crafting system and a skill tree do not qualify as “content”, no matter how complicated they are.

So when I narrowed the context to the best films from each grouping, did you miss that part, or just ignore it?

Having lived an unfortunate number of years in Florida, I can honestly tell you that the average Floridian thinks “parodies” are a variety of nuts, and that “satire” is how you tell your mechanic where the pressure leak is.

A couple million isn’t going to fund much of a water park.

Yes.

I love how you simultaneously accuse me of cherry-picking only the best, but then also take issue with my inclusion of a film that ISN’T top tier. Which is it?

You realize that about half of your list is sequels and adaptations? And that the list contains three sequels to movies already on the list? And that several movies that don’t have sequels listed in this list absolutely did receive sequels in the same decade as the original?

Kinda undermines your point a wee bit.

Meanwhile, 40-ish years ago...

It’s no secret that Kojima never cared for Hayter from the beginning, but at the start of the series he didn’t have the clout to insist on getting his way.

Yeah - consequences for an autistic kid of Balkan ancestry with no money.

Nothing will go wrong that doesn’t already go wrong in the exact same circumstances (driving on a certain highways in California, specifically during traffic jams) required for it to be legal.

Psshh - get out of here with your FACTS and your LOGIC!

You say that, and yet there were a lot of weirdos obsessed with seeing his take on Batman V Superman, which is arguably the less interesting property.

I can only assume whoever bought this did so to have sex with it.

Extra! Extra! Man Who Never Has To Work Again Is Tired! Chooses To Tell World About It Instead of Quietly Taking A Break, An Option Literally Always Open To Him, That Untold Millions Do Not Also Enjoy!

An underground bunker doesn’t cost $100,000,000.

Meanwhile, in other countries that tax the wealthy and legally protect workers...

Car crashes don’t just endanger the people in the low-safety car - the create hazards all around them.