Why would anyone want to buy a cheap Chinese knockoff version of a Japanese compact car, or a cheap Indian knockoff version of an American SUV?

“Sex sells” is true, but it’s also really weird to me - who are all these people PAYING for smut and whatnot, given how easily you can get it for free?

Maybe he’ll get Uwe Boll to direct.

Hate to say it, but this looks like somebody had “A Neat Idea”, and then didn’t go beyond that meaningfully and actually create a polished, engaging game.

Scarlet and Violet’s second DLC is adding Blueberry Quests, which allow you to capture a plethora of Legendary Pokémon by luring them out with treats. As hilarious and improbable as it is to imagine putting out a bunch of TetraFin flakes in hopes that Kyogre, the Pokémon god of the sea, will stumble upon a little…

The difference is that those games offer fairly unique things that other games don’t. Meanwhile, “Skyrim in Space” has to compete with Skyrim.

Merely a personal anecdote, but every person I’ve talked to about the Mana games who is a fan played them growing up, and everyone I talked to who only tried them later in life found them clunky, frustrating, and unfun.

Member berries.

Failure?

It’s quite literally the most lucrative media property of all time.

Cut to the chase - will GTA 6 let you fuck a bear?

To be fair, it was a little vague on my part as well. Cheers.

Absolutely - everyone needs to realize that even having chiseled abs and stunning features doesn’t mean that they, too, can’t not die in such accidents.

No, but disc rot will eventually claim your copy, and when it does, the “Intellectual Property Holders” might not be selling replacements anymore.

As always, there’s an xkcd for everything.

I literally insinuated all of that in the very first line of my post. They serve Gods - most of the time.

Paladins are divine warriors who serve gods. (Most of the time, anyway...)
Not all gods are Good aligned - some are Evil.