Ladies and Gentlemen, I present a prime example of PART OF THE PROBLEM.

Yeah, I can see that. And that's a shame. There are so many better things to do in this life than cause others misery. And I say that not as someone who was blessed with innate looks or social skills, but as someone who has been an outsider for their entire life for the very lack of those things.

Yeah, that's the thing. I have to wonder how old the majority of "Gamergaters" are. I'm in my late twenties now. I always leaned more toward empathy, but despite still being shy as fuck, I'm a relatively well adjusted individual.

Right there with you. It's just all so disheartening.

This is so on point, Kirk - and it's brave of you to put this out there, despite the fear.

Yeah, I've always noticed that. My shyness serves me pretty well in this regard.

Your pockets.

This is officially the new "arrow in the knee."

Yeah, I was just browsing top-end GPUs when I realized that my backlog of shame is still taller than Everest, and it includes ACIV.

Same boat, my friend.

Goddamn.

I suppose we'll find out soon enough.

Not unless we're having intercourse with the Desire Demons this time around.

True. It's probably still not on the level of the Witcher II (and III, no doubt). Still, it already sounds more graphic than past Bioware games by a fair stretch.

So there's actual nudity in this one, eh?

I really want to check out PT. Alas, no PS4.

Whoah. That looks gnarly. I always wanted to do the haunted house thing, but never have.

You write well. You should channel your crazy ass experiences into some nonfiction.

Dude. Goddamn.