You went to K State. A lot more than 5 minutes has been stolen from you.

We had a drink called “the latest technology” that was equal parts tab, jagermeister, and nyquil

The Celtics two winning outcomes not being last is a greater mistake than Marchman’s cereal choices.

Dude blocked more shots than a Mormon at an open bar.

These Cup cars from a few years back disagree with you. Those sponsors came and went.

marchman what the fuck 

Wrong generation. These are Mikes & Teds.

France giving up again? Typical.

I believe NASCAR has said officially (I’ve heard it a bunch unofficially) that they are keeping pit stops (and by extention, cars) low tech on purpose for this reason. It adds a human element and skill level to the stops. With 6 crew members over the wall stops were getting so quick they could change tires long before…

Kobe gets a bad rap, but his career is legit and he didn’t have the luxury of teaming up with other superstars most of his career the way Lebron has.

The title. I missed the fucking title.

Oh this is more well-done than a Trump steak.

Fucking millennial snowflake engineering.

Fucking millennial snowflake engineering.

Yeah, that would have been a wiser expenditure of the several hundred thousand extra dollars we didn’t have then and don’t have now and never will have, thanks.

But let’s not forget the most erotic bullet point in NFL history: “Upper thigh.” (Plaxico Burress, Mich. St.)

I’ve been saying this for years, and as such I’ve had a chance to evolve my position/plan. Here it is:

Cup Series:

Leave the Cup Series similar to it current iteration, with one significant change. The “template” used (at least the for the surfaces above the plane intersecting the centerline of each axle) must match the…

It was! ignore this dude