He could stack the box though.

Fuck Ray Lewis with a deer antler.

Are they really allies? I mean if I plan to run a 10k but only step out one day for a shuffle down the driveway to grab my mail, am I a runner?

“weaponized”

There’s no reason the Hornets can’t be a successful franchise with the right management. I sure as hell would rather live in Charlotte than in Milwaukee or OKC, and if memory serves there’s a bit of a basketball culture in the state of North Carolina.

SHIT THAT SUCKS, RANKED

I bet they don’t really care for your ass

Oh, you’re going to Hilton Head, too?

Yes, i forgot the “on my lower back part”. I mean...how does that happen? How does that happen and you don’t notice? It just defies logic!

I thought he asked about actual sports.

I’ve only sent stuff back that was blatantly fucked up or wrong. I don’t like beets on my Greek salad, but that’s not a big deal. Bring me a chicken sandwich instead of a burger, yea nah.

I’m a full-time stay-at-home dad to my 2-year-old daughter and part-time college student.

Take your star and make like Jordan Peele’s directorial debut.

I don’t think you can say that about the Fellow Underprivileged Citizens Know The Help Everyone Provides Overcomes Oppressive Regulation Act.

Well, part of your problem is that it changed from Lowe’s Motor Speedway back to Charlotte Motor Speedway eight years ago.

You fucking jamokes .

Is a tennis ball a sandwich?

Really, so you have to be psychic to know when the speed limit is going to change.. There a plenty of DC, MD and VA roads where you don’t see the sign until you are right on top of it, at which point you start to slow down. Now every road has a slower speed limit ahead sign in place. This is an asinine reason to pull…

eating something solely because no one else likes it is the ultimate old man move.

People aren’t illegal, actions are. Illegal is an adjective, not a noun, unless you’re racist.