Reporter: Are you aware of the allegations against Adam Gotsis?

‘How far can a football punt you?’ - Reverse Raysism

I’ll grant the lady this much: by backing up at the end, she produced the first evidence I have ever seen of reverse racism.

You’re aware that stadiums and salaries are entirely different things, right?

Still holds water

This franchise is obsessed with the securing the sloppiest of seconds.

[checks pro-football-reference.com]

I think I finally understand neo-capitalism.

She was hidden in the tweet. But yes, eventually we all find her.

President No Hands may not be the president we deserve, but he’s the president we need.

Basically, amateurism has always been a cynical sham.

It’s worth talking about why the concept of amateurism exists in the first place.

It is believed that if the US never went with football and stayed with rugby, it could be one of the greats. The US has a legitimately good sevens side, it’s full on union where we still struggle, but we are far from the worst. 

Light me up with a glowing circle and a speed arrow and I could run at least a 7.33 40.

He made them all look like a bunch of rucking assholes.

I’m sitting in a chair and I think that sideline move broke my ankles. Damn.

To anyone self-conscious about their body, please know that nobody in the gym is judging you for how you look or how much weight you’re moving. 400 lbs and doing 5 lb curls? Nobody will bat an eye.

People do notice weird exercises and/or terrible form. There are several heavier people at my gym and I couldn’t tell you…

The whole time he and his wife were moaning about not being able to pay their bills now, my ladyfriend and I kept asking the TV, “Why don’t they just take out a payday loan?”

Interactions with Level 5 in the paddock at several races... compared to interactions with other teams...

As somebody that just got out of a similar loan scam, I felt no resistance to laughter as his ill-gotten cars were being repossessed. Fuck him.