First Twitter and now Kinja? Don’t you have a country to run?

It is our true national pastime.

McNulty:
I’m late for soccer practice.

Sorry about the racism, now who’s up for some frosty chocolate milkshakes?!

‘Cause everybody knows, what African-Americans love most is... soccer.

I was lucky enough to have one of these. The ultimate version, the last year, 1990, red, no t-tops to spoil the lines. It was a rebuilt wreck that otherwise looked mint from the outside, which is the only reason it cost $5,500 7 years after it rolled off the line into probably a New Jersey drug dealer’s hands.

What’s fun about a guy like Zaza starting? Dude is straight trash

Was never interested in soccer at all. I cut the cord last year and one Saturday during the spring, the only sporting event on broadcast TV was Arsenal-Tottenham on NBC. I switched it over to serve as background noise, but got into it partly because the announcers made the game interesting to follow. Throw in the lack…

^^^^^^^^ The Smelly guy in your office.

No such thing as a Nico fan. They’re just Hamilton haters who will support anyone who opposes Hamilton.

If we are going with dead Ikes, Ike Turner would be far more exciting.

I like to watch these videos as an alternate reality in which Hillary or Bernie was elected:

Dejected white families staring at a television.

The greatest trick Republicans have pulled is convincing people that they’re the party of big, strong, manly things. I know guys who have pretty left-leaning beliefs, but vote Republican because “the left are a bunch of pussies.”

Supporting women has been scientifically proven to shrink the size of your testicles and cause them to migrate into a tiny jar stored in a woman’s purse. Sad.

“A long time ago I realized I’m the quarterback of our team, and maybe of this company.” - Chris Berman

because it’s part of the MAGAcast

They had every call except the only one I wanted to hear

At least they’re laughing.

Don’t worry, 2018 will be here soon enough:

+6 Schlitzes